strange cheese

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Lethal Pizza

False cheese?! Ever heard of it? Probably not, and there is a reason for it. It is is likely to kill you! Why; well - it is the result of profit maximising, the process in which CEO's slowly but surely is doing this planet in, and all life as we know it!

False cheese is artificial cheese, made with among other things "palm oil". Very suitable for melting cheeses and thus excellent for pizza. Palm oil will make your cholesterol shoot skyhigh! It is just as bad as ordinary trans-fatty acid that some governments warned us about 10 years ago! AND thanks to stupid CEO's, it is the cheapest form of palm oil used, the one high on palmitate acid. Don't clog your arteries with shit cheese, made solely to make you die - and some stockholder live the sweet life. Make your own pizza with REAL cheese!

Don't eat pizza out - unless you know it is REAL cheese on the top. Pizza Hut might aswell be your Pizza Coffin!

Oh, by the way Cheeseburgers... You might aswell put that cheese in a syringe and inject it straight into the veins, and save your digestive system the hassle.